My friend was the victim of a hit and run. AWFUL. People are the worst. Just as bad though is the dude who responded to him, saying “Oh boy I MISS BALTIMORE.”
Sweet, so apparently a Hit and Run is just a Baltimore thing. That shit happens everywhere. You’ve contributed nothing to the…
While I totally feel this post and understand it is meant as social commentary (with which I agree), this has me laughing and I need someone to design a shirt and/or tattoo of this ASAP:
"Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, drunk on Boh, driving Poe the Raven, Cal Ripken, and a Methed up ghost of Lord Baltimore"